Nonton Karnaval

Nina: Apá, ita ba nonton karnavál iha sidade lai. Hau nia kolega sira hotu ba ne’e. Apa tula hau ba lai ba

Pai:    lae da, ba haré karnavál atu halo saida?

Nina:  apa ne’e lori hau ba ba, Ohin loron ikus ne. Hau nia kolega eskola sira konta dehan iha buat jeitu barak loos iha neba, asu bele sae bisikleta, lekirauk bele halimar piano

Pai:    haree ba fokus mak o nia estuda, buat hirak ne’e ema sira be aprezenta karnaval ne’e mak manipula ita.

Nina: Pai, kolega sira dehan, ema hosu nasaun oi-oin deit mos iha neba ho sira nia bandeira no hatudu sira nia artes no kultura rasik. Hau hakarak haree.

Pai:   hau dehan lae ne katak lae Nina. Sa diak ida mak mai husi karnaval ne’e?

Nina: Mas apa, hau nia kolega sira dehan, malae feto brazil foinsa’e oan sira uza deit mak bikini kor bandeira brazil dansa doko kidun, balu isin pinta ho kor oi-oin halo ita la hatene loos sira tau ropa ka lae..sira dansa dansa samba iha dalan.

Pai:   Hmm labarik ne’e husu demais liu. Ok,  haree ba truka lalais ona ita ba nonton karnaval. Lae ita ba tarde la hare ona

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Doben laiha

Loron ida primu Vasco ba hadia nia oras iha loja osan mean. Loja nain ne'e aproveita tempu atu fa'an mos nia osan mean ba primu ne'e. 

   "Belun, ami nia osan mesan sira ne'e balu hetan diskontu 40%. Hanesan feto ida nebe hatene diak, hau jamin, primu nia doben pasti kontente los kuandu primu sosa ba nia osan mean hirak ne'e balu," loja na'an ne'e dehan.

  "Aih prima, hau laiha doben ida," Vasco hatan.

  "Ah, naumedigas ema hanesan maun, iha osan no bonito tan laiha fali doben ne?"

  "Sim, hau nia ferik-oan bandu hau atu labele iha doben. Ne mak hau laiha doben ne sa"

Test Simples ida ba ita

Test iha okos ne’e atu prova deit katak, ita depende makaas liu ba Komputador.
Ita-boot feto ka mane? Atu hatene ninia resposta, hare ba okos…
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Ohin hau dehan, haree ba okos (katak hakruuk hare ba kraik), la’os scroll komputador ne’e ba okos.

Loron diak

Reprezentante ofisial ho ninia Kartaun Autorizasaun

Fargo iha tempu bai-loron iha problema uitoan ho be. Tamba fatin ne’e hanesan fatin ba agrikultura nian, dalaruma agrikultor balu uza be barak liu fali agrikultor sira seluk no familia sira seluk.

Loron ida, Offisial ida husi Departamentu Be mos nian (Department of Water Resources) passa ravista ba uza be nian no liu iha Tiu agrikultor ida nia toos.

Nia dehan ba tiu ne’e, “Hau presiza halo inspesaun ba alokasaun be iha ita nia toos.”

Tiu petani ne’e hatán, “OK, maibé favór ida labele ba iha toos oan ida hau tau lutu haleu metin neba.”

Reprezentante husi Departamento be mos ne’e ho oin sériu hasai ninia kartaun hatudu no koalia ho lian makaas, “Señor, hau husi departamentu be mos, hau iha autoridade tomak husi Governu Federal, haré kartaun ida ne’e? Kartaun ida ne’e katak hau iha autorizasaun tomak atu ba KUALKER FATIN HOTU hau hakarak atu ravista kona-ba uzu (penggunaan) be. Klaru ona ba ita ka lae? Hare didiak kartaun ne’e?' Kartaun ne’e se loos ba tiu petani nia matan laran.
 

Tiu agrikultor nebe idade ona ne doko ulun deit, hakruuk no fo lisensa ofisial ne’e passa ravista sen komentariu tan. Tiu agrikultor ne’e rasik kontinua ninia serbisu iha toos laran.

La kleur, tiu petani ne’e rona ofisial ne’e hakilar ladiak-an los no halai sai husi lutu laran ohin dehan ne’e ho is badak-naruk, halai mohu nian. Iha nia kotuk krau aman siak ida tutuir hela nia besik los. Ofisial ne’e tauk tebes no hakilar klamar semo husu tulun.

Tiu petani ne’e husik hela ninia enxada halai besik ba lutu ne’e hodi hakilar ba ofisial ne’e, “Senhor nia kartaun ne’e. Hatudu ba krau  tiu nia kartaun ne’e. Kartaun ohin ne’e Señor.”

What is more painful?

Women always say :that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts".
Here is proof that they are wrong.
A year or so after giving birth a woman will often say "It would be nice to have another child".
You never hear a guy say " I would like another kick in the nuts"...

Oinsa buka ferik-oan iha loja

A couple went Christmas shopping at the mall. They decided to go their separate ways and meet two hours later. The husband was at their appointed meeting place at the appointed time, but there was no sign of his wife. (no surprise there)

After waiting for half an hour, he started looking for her but couldn't find her in any of the stores she usually frequented. Finally, thoroughly tired of looking for her, he approached a beautiful blonde on a mall bench. He smiled at her and said,"Please, talk to me! Quick!"

She said, "Huh? Why?"

"Because I've been looking for my wife all over this mall and I can't find her," the man replied.

"Excuse me sir, how will talking to me help you find your wife? I have absolutely no idea what she looks like, much less where she is."

"Oh, I know you don't know where she is... It's just that I've been looking, but I can't seem to find my wife anywhere around this mall. However, I know every time I start talking to a beautiful woman, like magic, she *suddenly* appears!"